With that thought in mind, what would happen if you poured shampoo on a shamWOW and lathered it in, then proceeded to wash your hair with the hybrid. What would you say then?

That's right. shamPOW makes you say POW every time.

But if that's the case than shamPOW must be a weapon, otherwise you wouldn't be saying POW.

Now we all know it was the Germans who created shamWOW. You know what else the Germans created? That's right. The Holocaust.

Therefore, shamWOW is being distributed worldwide as an agent for a global takeover by a second NAZl brigade. All they have to do is contact their agents from all over the world, have them add shampoo to their shamWOW, and the rest of us are easy prey.

They have agents everywhere, I bet there are even mods on this site that will take down my warning as soon as they see it. It is up to you all to make sure the truth is brought to light. God speed, my friends.